Friendship - Kiwi style

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13 years 4 months ago #16878 by chooky
Friendship - Kiwi style was created by chooky
True Friendship Kiwi Style


None of that Sissy Crap


You will see no cute little smiley faces on this card -- Just the stone cold truth of a great friendship.



1. When you are sad -- I will help you get DRUNK and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag you about it every chance I get until you're NOT.

5.. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will try to use only little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will laugh at your clumsy backside, but I'll help you up.

9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask;
because you are my friend.

Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth..

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13 years 4 months ago #252027 by Dream Weaver
Great, ;love it

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13 years 4 months ago #252041 by sod
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:D:D:D

Having time is a measure of enthusiasm:rolleyes:

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13 years 4 months ago #252058 by Stu_R
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Very very true chooky .. and very well written ... your right friendship basic Kiwi style :)

5 retired Greyhounds ( Bridgette , Lilly, GoGo,Sam and now Lenny) 15 friendly sheep all of whom are named and come when you call them :) , 2 goats, Mollie and Eee Bee :
Olive trees , .. old bugger doing the best he can with no money or land :)

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