Economic Model With Cows

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14 years 7 months ago #1686 by GBpeter
From the UK DCS Bulletin (slightly modified)

SOCIALISM - you have two cows and give one to your neighbour.
COMMUNISM - you have two cows. The State takes both and gives you milk.
FASCISM - you have two cows. The State takes both and sells you milk.
NAZISM - you have two cows. The State takes both and shoots you.
BUREAUCRATISM - you have two cows. The State takes both, shoots one and milks the other - then throws the milk away.
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM - you have two cows, you sell one and buy a bull, your herd multiplies. You sell them and retire on the proceeds.
SURREALISM - you have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
AMERICAN CORPORATISM - you have two cows, you sell one and force the other to quadruple production. You hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead.
FRENCH CORPORATISM - you have two cows , you go on strike, organise a riot and block the roads because you want three cows.
JAPANESE CORPORATISM - you have two cows. You redesign them to one tenth the normal size, producing 10 times as much milk. You then market a cartoon called Cowmilkon worldwide.
GERMAN CORPORATION - you have two cows - you re-engineer them to live 50 years, eat once a week and milk themselves.
SPANISH CORPORATION - you have two cows - you don't know where they are. You decide to have lunch.
RUSSIAN CORPORATION - you have two cows, you count them and have five cows, you recount and have 42, you recount and have two cows. You stop counting because you are sobering up and open another vodka bottle.
CHINESE CORPORATION - you have two cows. You have 500 people milking them. You claim you have full employment and high bovine productivity. You shoot the reporter who publishes the statistics.
INDIAN CORPORATION - you have two cows - you worship them.
BRITISH CORPORATION - you have two cows - both are mad.
IRAQI CORPORATION - everyone thinks you have two cows - you deny this. No-one believes you and they bomb the sh*t out of you and invade. You still have no cows but at least you are now a democracy.
AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION - you have two cows. Business is OK so you close up and go for a beer.
NZ CORPORATION - you have two cows. The one on the left looks very attractive.

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14 years 7 months ago #63505 by llamafarma
Replied by llamafarma on topic Economic Model With Cows
You forgot Welsh, where they both look attractive and are they interested in a 3's up:D

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