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15 years 2 months ago #16188 by ronnie
Subject: Parking Ticket

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day the wife and I went to town and went into a shop.
We were only in there for about 5 minutes.
When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
We went up to him and I said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?'
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket so I called him a Dumb ass.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
Then my wife Mary called him a shit head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Just then our bus arrived.
We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.

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