2008's first Christmas Joke!

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13 years 7 months ago #15782 by maggies mum
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2008's First Christmas Joke

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

"In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said.

"You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells."

Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates".

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"

The man replied, "These are Carols."

And So The Christmas Season
Begins......

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13 years 7 months ago #239121 by Celtic_Kiwi
ROFL.

Off to a great start.

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AKA Nikki

Tir Na NOg

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13 years 7 months ago #239193 by Dream Weaver
In True MM humour, Brilliant

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13 years 7 months ago #239213 by The Kats Place
:D :D :D

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Live your life in such a way that it will be easy for people to say nice things at your funeral [;)]

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