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13 years 7 months ago #15666 by kindajojo
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My Grandad said

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.


Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop.
We were only in there for about 5 minutes.

When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
We went up to him and said, 'Come on mate, how about giving a senior citizen a break?'

He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres.

So my wife called him a s***-head.

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes.

The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.



Personally, we didn't care – we came into town by bus.

We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.

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13 years 7 months ago #237449 by maggies mum
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Excellent!! :D:D

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13 years 7 months ago #237537 by DiDi
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That is soooo good and thank you for the "laugh out loud""

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13 years 7 months ago #237550 by sod
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Hope that wasn't my car:D:D
Having time is a measure of enthusiasm:rolleyes:

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13 years 7 months ago #237585 by kaumea
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:D :D :D :D I will remember that...

so funny (for the older people of course :D :D )
I don't have all I love anymore, but I still love all I have...

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13 years 7 months ago #237589 by The Kats Place
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:D :D :D :D
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Live your life in such a way that it will be easy for people to say nice things at your funeral [;)]

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13 years 7 months ago #237821 by eelcat
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indeed , seriously LOL
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