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15 years 3 months ago #15639 by organicltd
Love them eyrish was created by organicltd
Q. Whats a Catholic priest & a pint of Guiness got in common?

A. Black coat, white collar & you've got to watch your arse if you get a dodgy one!

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Paddy & Murphy are working on a building site. Paddy says to Murphy "I'm gonna have the day off, I'm gonna prtend I'm mad!"

He climbs up the rafters , hangs upside down & shouts "I'M A LIGHTBULB! I'M A LIGHTBULB!" Murphy watches in amazement!

The Foreman shouts "Paddy you're mad, go home" So he leaves the site.

Murphy starts packing his kit up to leave as well.

"Where the hell are you going?" asks the Foreman.

"I cant work in the friggin dark! " says Murphy.

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Paddy & his wife are lying in bed & the neighbours dog is barking like mad in the garden. Paddy says "To hell with this!" & storms off.

He comes back upstairs 5 mins later & his wife asks "What did you do?"

Paddy replies "Ive put the dog in our garden, lets see how they like it!"

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Paddy is said to be shocked at finding out all his cows have Bluetongue. "Be Jeysus!" he said, "I didn't even know they had mobile phones!"

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An Irishman is rowing his boat in a field of hay. Paddy drives past & stops. He looks at the Irishman in the boat & shouts "Its thick f**kwits like you that give us Irish a bad name! I'd come over there & kick the f**k out of you if I could swim!"

Wine does not make you FAT it makes you LEAN...
....against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people.

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15 years 3 months ago #237202 by Dream Weaver
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:) :D :D :D very good

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