Get a brand new name :-)

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15 years 2 weeks ago #15633 by chooky
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The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

So:-

1. Use the third letter of your first name to
determine your New first name:
a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy< /EM&g t;
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dink y
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = b atty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your l ast name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.< /SPAN>

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15 years 2 weeks ago #237033 by chooky
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My new name is 'sloopy dippin sniffer ' :D :D

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15 years 2 weeks ago #237038 by reggit
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Dorfus Chickensquirt at your service [}:)]

My nephews love the Captain Underpants books and I suspect most boys over about 4 up to - oh, 80 - would too :D
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15 years 2 weeks ago #237043 by Sue
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Snooty Frickenbutt here! :D
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Labrador lover for yonks, breeder of pedigree Murray Grey cattle for almost as long, and passionate poultry person for more years than I care to count.

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15 years 2 weeks ago #237048 by maggies mum
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Crusty chicken boob!

or if I use the correct spelling of my first name

Snooty chicken boob!

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15 years 2 weeks ago #237055 by Westermans
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MM you just had to get that one eh!!! lol :) :) got to be crusty though, much more fitting ;) with the whole name i mean...not that you are crusty... :) :)
well my new name is Liver Chicken Fanny...what a mouth full ;)
Multitasking is my speciality:-)
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15 years 2 weeks ago #237058 by The Kats Place
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Liver Dippinface
I must send this one to my grandson.
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Live your life in such a way that it will be easy for people to say nice things at your funeral [;)]

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15 years 2 weeks ago #237059 by Pumpkingirl
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Cheesy Dippintush

Mmmmmmmmm, cheese dip.... :D Probably explains my tush!

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15 years 2 weeks ago #237063 by kate
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Tootsie Gizzardhump [:I]
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15 years 2 weeks ago #237065 by gemini kiwi
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Snooty Dippin Tush

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15 years 2 weeks ago #237070 by Kiwi303
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Dinky Farkledoodle
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15 years 2 weeks ago #237072 by kate
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Hey, that suits you K303 :p :p :p :p [;)]
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15 years 2 weeks ago #237074 by cowmad
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Sloopy GizzardButt has quite a ring to it:) :)

good stuff

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15 years 2 weeks ago #237078 by reggit
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Remind me what age group the books are for again? [}:)][}:)][}:)]
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15 years 2 weeks ago #237079 by Waitakere Redneck
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Sleezy Dippn Tush reporting in&#8230;..

I&#8217;m male so my tush is not dippin, I may be a bit sleezy though!

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