Divorce V murder!

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13 years 7 months ago #15624 by maggies mum
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DIVORCE VS. MURDER
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> A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to
> the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, 'I would like
> to buy some cyanide.'
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> The pharmacist asked, 'Why in the world do you need cyanide?'
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> The lady replied, 'I need it to poison my husband.'
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> The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, 'Lord have mercy! I
> can't give you cyanide to kill your husband.
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> That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us
> in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not!
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> You CANNOT have any cyanide!'
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> The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband
> in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
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> The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, 'Well now, that's
> different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription.'

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13 years 7 months ago #236911 by chooky
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[}:)][:0] :D Good one MM

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13 years 7 months ago #236912 by Westermans
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lol...where on earth do you find them MM...that is a great one :)

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13 years 7 months ago #236927 by maggies mum
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I get a steady supply of e-mails! ;)

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13 years 7 months ago #236938 by Westermans
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they obviously know you well ;)

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13 years 7 months ago #236942 by maggies mum
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Oh yes...too well probably! ;)

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13 years 7 months ago #236951 by Dream Weaver
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very very good

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