Election Night entertainment.
13 years 7 months ago #15506
by oskatd
Election Night entertainment. was created by oskatd
Election night drinking game
In further superficial news of political insignificance, The Bill and Ben Party have released an election night manifesto of drinking games that is sure to be a hit on Saturday. Not that we are advocates for binge drinking, but we are, however, advocates for fun.... especially where Pinot (Gris or Noir, we're not fussy) is involved. We've paraphrased, but the drinking game goes something like this...
While watching the election, take ONE drink if...
* Helen Clark talks about trust
* John Key says "they've had nine years"
* Winston Peters denies anything
* John Campbell says "marvellous"
* The Maori Party are referred to as "kingmaker"
* Anyone from the Cannabis Party look stoned
* Duncan Garner pauses dramatically
While watching the election, take TWO drinks if...
* John Campbell stutters
* Winston comes across smarmy
* Rodney Hide talks about dancing
* Helen Clark does a peace sign
* Jeanette Fitzsimons hugs a plant
* You know the name of Jim Anderton's party
* Labour mention John Key's twin, John
* Anyone says "too close to call"
In further superficial news of political insignificance, The Bill and Ben Party have released an election night manifesto of drinking games that is sure to be a hit on Saturday. Not that we are advocates for binge drinking, but we are, however, advocates for fun.... especially where Pinot (Gris or Noir, we're not fussy) is involved. We've paraphrased, but the drinking game goes something like this...
While watching the election, take ONE drink if...
* Helen Clark talks about trust
* John Key says "they've had nine years"
* Winston Peters denies anything
* John Campbell says "marvellous"
* The Maori Party are referred to as "kingmaker"
* Anyone from the Cannabis Party look stoned
* Duncan Garner pauses dramatically
While watching the election, take TWO drinks if...
* John Campbell stutters
* Winston comes across smarmy
* Rodney Hide talks about dancing
* Helen Clark does a peace sign
* Jeanette Fitzsimons hugs a plant
* You know the name of Jim Anderton's party
* Labour mention John Key's twin, John
* Anyone says "too close to call"
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13 years 7 months ago #235498
by OakhengeFarm
11 acres (4 in QEII Covenanted native bush), 15 sheep, 2 beefies, large vege gardens and a goat, and still no dog!
Oh, and uncountable wild birds - including fantails, swallows, yellowhammers, morepork, magpies, hawks, pukekos, and even quaill, pheasants and rainbow lorikeets [
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] Not to mention possums, hares, rabbits, rats...
Replied by OakhengeFarm on topic Election Night entertainment.
Goodness me! We're all going to get plastered, then!
11 acres (4 in QEII Covenanted native bush), 15 sheep, 2 beefies, large vege gardens and a goat, and still no dog!

Oh, and uncountable wild birds - including fantails, swallows, yellowhammers, morepork, magpies, hawks, pukekos, and even quaill, pheasants and rainbow lorikeets [


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13 years 7 months ago #235508
by cowmad
Replied by cowmad on topic Election Night entertainment.
Sounds like a goer there, by the end we will feeling no pain and be happy with any result..

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13 years 7 months ago #235527
by maggies mum
Replied by maggies mum on topic Election Night entertainment.
Aww should have organised a big get together, that would have been a hell of a party!
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13 years 7 months ago #235545
by Dream Weaver
[:0][:0][:0] a FUN party you mean MM? are you sure
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maggies mum;212135 wrote: Aww should have organised a big get together, that would have been a hell of a party!
[:0][:0][:0] a FUN party you mean MM? are you sure

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13 years 7 months ago #235565
by wino
Never have a hangover - stay drunk
Replied by wino on topic Election Night entertainment.
Good game

Glad you are sharing this now as will need to visit the bottle store to play properly.[}
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Glad you are sharing this now as will need to visit the bottle store to play properly.[}

Never have a hangover - stay drunk
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