Having a bad day?

Gidday

Having a bad day?

In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed,
on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m., regardless of their medical
condition.

This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with
the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths
occurred around 11:00 a.m. Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was
assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents.

The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 am ., all of the
doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves
what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden
crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil
spirits.

Just when the clock struck 11:00, Willie Johnson, the part-time Sunday
sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he
could use
the vacuum cleaner.

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Still Having a Bad Day????

The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil spill
in Alaska was $80,000.00.

At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were
being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers.

A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.

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Still think you are having a Bad Day????

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically,
almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist
towards the electric kettle.
Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a
handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places.

Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Ipod.

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Are Ya OK Now? - No?

Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to
a slaughterhouse in Bonn , Germany . Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke
loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly.

The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.

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What?!? STILL having a Bad Day????

Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb.
It came back with 'Return to Sender' stamped on it.

Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.

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There now, Feeling Better????

excellent thanks

Wasn't feeling bad but now feel sore from laughter:D:D

Very good.

Oldies but goodies

Thanks Jack. It is always so good to read a joke and find youself bursting into laughter - out loud. The first one did it for me but enjoyed the rest as well.