Blonde joke-this is really funny

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13 years 9 months ago #14827 by devan
Two blonde girls were working for the Sydney City Council Parks Department. One would dig a hole and the other girl would follow behind her and fill the hole in.

They worked up one side of the street, then down the other side, before moving on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one girl digging a hole, the other girl filling the hole in again, then moving on.

An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but had absolutely no idea what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, I'm impressed by all the hard effort you two are putting into your work, but I don't get it - why do you dig the holes, only to have your partner follow behind you and fill it up again?

The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, Well, I suppose it looks odd because we're normally a three person team but the girl who plants the trees called in sick.

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing,and then they marry him.

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13 years 9 months ago #226919 by NZ Appaloosas
Oh snort! Now I have tears running down my face and sore sides...

Diane


Featuring Wap Spotted, sire of the first Wap Spot 2 grandget in Southern Hemisphere and New Zealand

On the first day God created horses. On the second day He spotted the best ones.

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13 years 9 months ago #226931 by organicltd
A Blonde was sent on her way to Heaven. Upon arrival, a concerned
St Peter met her at the Pearly Gates.

'I'm sorry,' St Peter said; 'But Heaven is suffering from an overload of
goodly souls and we have been forced to put up an Entrance Exam for
new arrivals to ease the burden of Heavenly Arrivals.'

'That's cool' said the blonde, 'What does the Entrance Exam consist
of?'

'Just three questions' said St Peter.

'Which are?' asked the blonde.

'The first,' said St Peter, 'is, which two days of the week start
with the letter 'T' '?
The second is 'How many seconds are there in a year?'
The third is 'What was the name of the swagman in Waltzing
Matilda?'

'Now,' said St Peter, 'Go away and think about those questions and
when I call upon you, I shall expect you to have those answers for me.'

So the blonde went away and gave those three questions some
considerable thought (I expect you to do the same).

The following morning, St Peter called upon the blonde and asked if
she had considered the questions, to which she replied, 'I have.'

'Well then,' said St Peter, 'Which two days of the week start with
the letter T?'
The blonde said, 'Today and Tomorrow.'

St Peter pondered this answer for some time, and decided that indeed
the answer can be applied to the question.

'Well then, could I have your answer to the second of the three
questions?'

St Peter went on, 'how many seconds in a year?'

The Blonde replied, 'Twelve!'

'Only twelve?' exclaimed St Peter, 'How did you arrive at that figure?'

'Easy,' said the blonde, 'there's the second of January, the second of February, right through to the second of December, giving a total of
twelve seconds.'

St Peter looked at the blonde and said, 'I need some time to consider your answer before I can give you a decision.' And he walked away shaking his
head.

A short time later, St Peter returned to the Blonde. 'I'll allow the answer
to stand, but you need to get the third and final question absolutely
correct to be allowed into Heaven. Now, can you tell me the answer
to the name of the swagman in Waltzing Matilda?'

The blonde replied: 'Of the three questions, I found this the easiest to answer.'

'Really!' exclaimed St Peter, 'And what is the answer?'

'It's Andy.'

'Andy??'

'Yes, Andy,' said the blonde.

This totally floored St Peter, and he paced this way and that, deliberating
the answer. Finally, he could not stand the suspense any longer, and
turning to the blonde, asked 'How in God's name did you arrive at THAT
answer?'

'Easy' said the blonde, 'Andy sat, Andy watched, Andy waited til his
billy boiled.'

And the blonde entered Heaven...

Wine does not make you FAT it makes you LEAN...
....against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people.

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13 years 9 months ago #226933 by maggies mum
Replied by maggies mum on topic Blonde joke-this is really funny
Oh dear I answered the 1st 2 questions the same as she did! :D

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13 years 9 months ago #226963 by sod
MM thats all right we'll let you be an almost blonde:rolleyes:

Having time is a measure of enthusiasm:rolleyes:

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