Men do remember anniversaries!!

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15 years 5 months ago #14805 by rob
Men do remember anniversaries!!

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.

She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look for him.

She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.

She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into the room,
'Why are you down here at this time of night?'

The husband looks up from his coffee,
'I am just
remembering when we first met 20 years ago and started dating. You were only 16. Do you remember back then?' he says solemnly.

The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring, so sensitive.

'Yes, I do' she replies.

The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily..

'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?'

'Yes, I remember!' said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continues. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter !, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?'

'I remember that too' she replies softly.

He wipes another tear from his cheek and says... 'I would have been released today.'

Rob

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15 years 5 months ago #226432 by maggies mum
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:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

I always say on our anniversary, (19th this year) if I'd have murdered him I'd have been out on parole by now!

Love it!

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15 years 5 months ago #226457 by chooky
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I could have done two hubbies in [xx(] by now and be out on parole :D :D .

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15 years 5 months ago #226484 by sod
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Chooky me 2 wives by now or her me, an another one :rolleyes:

Having time is a measure of enthusiasm:rolleyes:

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