Havng a bad day

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16 years 4 months ago #1479 by beedee
Havng a bad day was created by beedee
> Subject: Life's Irony
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>> A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for
>> half an hour when this big trouble-making biker steps next to him,
>> grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig.
>>
>> The poor little guy starts crying.
>>
>> "Come on man I was just giving you a hard time," the biker says.
>> "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying."
>>
>> "This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs.
>> "I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an
>> important meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking
>> lot, I found my car was stolen and I don't have any insurance. I
>> left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed with
>> the gardener and my dog bit me. So I came to this bar trying to
>> work up the courage to put an end to my life, and then you show up and
>> drink the damn poison

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16 years 4 months ago #60392 by maggies mum
Replied by maggies mum on topic Havng a bad day
Muhahahahahaha! Luvlee jubbly!

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