Giving up wine

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13 years 11 months ago #13952 by maggies mum
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GIVING UP WINE

I was walking down the street when I was accosted
by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless
woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.

I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked,
'If I give you this money, will you buy wine with it
instead of dinner?'

'No I had to stop drinking years ago,' the homeless
woman told me.

'Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?'
I asked.

'No, I don't waste time shopping,' the homeless woman said.
'I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.'

'Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?'
I asked.

'Are you NUTS !' replied the homeless woman. '
I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!'

'Well,' I said, 'I'm not going to give you the money.
Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my
husband and me tonight.'
The homeless Woman was shocked. 'Won't your husband
be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I
probably smell pretty disgusting.'



I said, 'That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman
looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine.'



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13 years 11 months ago #214645 by reggit
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:eek: MM, you've changed so much in only a month, I wouldn't have recognised you! [}:)]

Take a break...while I take care of your home, your block, your pets, your stock! [;)] PM me...

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13 years 11 months ago #214646 by maggies mum
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Cheeky moo! :D

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13 years 11 months ago #214648 by devan
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Good grief i saw the title and who had put it there and nearly had a heart attack! Silly blardy woman don't even think about giving up wine [;)] :D
You do look pretty in that photo tho sweetie :D

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing,and then they marry him.

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13 years 11 months ago #214659 by PRU2
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Geez I was a bit like you Devan, when I saw the title,

"What" I gotta see this thread...............Yeah Right!, [}:)]

Like the Tui Ad, Hahahaha :D

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13 years 11 months ago #214663 by maggies mum
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Got yer attention dint it! ;)

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13 years 11 months ago #214664 by chooky
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Cripes MM - I was like the other gals when I saw the title ; I thought the altitude and English summer weather had done your head in . A very good reason to keep up the wine consumption. Looks like the poor dear has had a bit of work on her lips though (collagen maybe??)

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13 years 11 months ago #214665 by reggit
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How's them floodwaters, MM, you got access in and out without 4WD now?

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13 years 11 months ago #214669 by Dream Weaver
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:D Love it!!! On reading the title i was like the others. I seriously though ya had lost ya mind!!![:0]
Love ya pic, but was disapointed that it wasn't a full size then we would have got to see ya bloomers as well.[^]

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13 years 11 months ago #214673 by devan
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Ohhhh yeah show us ya bloomers :D

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing,and then they marry him.

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13 years 11 months ago #214678 by chooky
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I have it on good authority that these are the ones :D [:0][;)][}:)] :p

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13 years 11 months ago #214690 by maggies mum
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And such comfy bloomers they are too choOKY!! ;)

tigger- floodwaters still up as far as I know. BD went into work a bit later this morning so he could drop MD at the end of the road for the bus, but obviously had no probs with the Freelander as they didn't come back home.

There is the possibility of course that they could well be heading out of Port Waikato by now....PRU2 did ya see any sign of 'em heading out past Huntly???

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13 years 11 months ago #214694 by Dream Weaver
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chooky;189108 wrote:



I have it on good authority that these are the ones :D [:0][;)][}:)] :p

Arh thats the buggers chooky.

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13 years 11 months ago #214696 by maggies mum
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'Ere!! Who you calling a bugger!!??? ;)

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13 years 11 months ago #214756 by PRU2
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Nup didn't see em, The river level is dropping they might have been maroooned. :D
You could have saved yourselves the airfare MM, with them there bloomers:rolleyes:[:0]

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