Life Backwards

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14 years 8 months ago #1381 by L Plates
Life Backwards was created by L Plates
INTERESTING THEORY

I want to live my next life backwards:
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.
Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension
Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're too young to work.
You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous.
Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.
Then you become a baby, and then...
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then...
You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case.

:D

LP

Tyke Dorpers

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14 years 8 months ago #59076 by DiDi
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Hell that sounds good. Sign me up!

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14 years 8 months ago #59152 by beedee
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OMG... who came up with that....good luck with the reversal living... and thanks for the laugh

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14 years 8 months ago #59250 by sod
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sounds great do you also get your life assurance paid out at the beginning??????

Having time is a measure of enthusiasm:rolleyes:

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14 years 8 months ago #59657 by Hestia
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I think it comes from a danish author, poetry, remember reading something about it in school, to live your life already knowing everything so you could use your knowledge and live life in full,,
already gained things and go the other way in age and end as an orgasm,,

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14 years 8 months ago #59665 by Hestia
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Sören Kierkegaard 1813-1855, existentialist,his thoughts were developed and turned in to becoming a funny story with the orgasm end,,

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