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13 years 11 months ago #13734 by rob
blonde joke was created by rob
An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived and bet £20,000 on a single roll of the dice. She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely naked'
With that, she stripped, rolled the dice and yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...'YES! YES! I WON, I WON!'

She hugged each of the dealers, picked up her winnings and clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'

The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were watching

MORAL OF THE STORY

Not all Irish are stupid and not all blondes are dumb - but all men are men

Rob

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