Kids & the Sea...

) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly, age 6).

2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6).

3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't have sea all round you, you are incontinent. (Wayne, age 7).

4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie, age 6).

5) A dolphin breaths through an arsehole on the top of its head. (Billy, aged ..

6) My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs. (Millie, age 6).

7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating beans. (William, age 7).

I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. How do mermaids get pregnant? (Helen, age 6).

9) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mum, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy, age 6).

10) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher, age 7).

11) When you go swimming in the sea it is very cold and it makes my willy small. (Kevin, age 6).

12) Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two divers can't go down alone,

so they have to go down on each other. (Becky, age .

13) On holiday my Mum went water skiing. She fell off when she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water shot up her fanny. (Julie, age 7).

That's just made me laugh out loud!

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12) Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two divers can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky, age .

Alright... Any sexy young women into SCUA want to go with me?

Gives a whole new meaning to the term muff diving

Oh Kiwi303! That's wude! lol

Not sure if we will go down to the sea ever again or ever see the sea the same way[8D][8D]

Love this one:

5) A dolphin breaths through an arsehole on the top of its head. (Billy, aged ..

Well what else do you call a puckered hole that smelly gas comes out of...

Have you smelt a dolphins breath after a long dive???

quote:Originally posted by Kiwi303

Well what else do you call a puckered hole that smelly gas comes out of...

Have you smelt a dolphins breath after a long dive???

Erm!! Not recently no...but it's definately on me to do list! :D

believe me... swimming with dolphins is only fun if they don't come up from a dive when you're close and downwind []

I could give 'em a run for their money in the wind department luv!

Heck we could be talking Tsunami....................

Well I don't suppose dolphins have pockets to carry tictacs in.

Yakut