Monday funny - man of the house

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13 years 11 months ago #13586 by reggit
When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise, God appeared and said, 'I want the men to make two lines, one line for the men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women. I want all the women to report to St Peter.'

Soon, the women were gone and there were two lines of men. The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was 100 miles long, and in the line of men who truly were heads of their household there was only one man.

God said, 'You men should be ashamed of yourselves, I created you to be the head of your household. You have been disobedient and not fulfilled your purpose. I told you to be the spiritual leader in your family. Of all of you only one obeyed. Learn from him. Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?'

The man replied, 'I don't know, my wife told me to stand here.'

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13 years 11 months ago #209294 by Isla
Hear about the man walking down the road with a cabbage on a lead?

He thought it was a Collie.

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13 years 11 months ago #209297 by chooky
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13 years 11 months ago #209310 by sod
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Love em :D :p :D [;)]

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