A Irishmans parking dilemma......

With wet days and being house bound naturally the mind wanders and
you day dream a little...... (mine seems to any way )

Well Paddy was going to Dublin for a very important meeting
and the family car was one of those streched a bit older types.

Getting into the city Paddy drove around the block in the street where
the meeting was to take place in about 15 min time.
On the 3rd circuit, and no park found. Paddy was getting a little desperate
and as a last resort he called on God to find a park for him.

"God", Paddy said, " If you can find a park for me I shall be having to be
going to church every sunday. I will taken the missus 'n kids.
I will take the shilalie I borrowed from Sean two years ago back to him.
I shall not argue with the publican when he says I heve been havin'
enough and go straight home.

Now all this only goes to show how desperate Pady was to get that park
and make it to the meeting on time. So off Paddy drives on the third circuit to find a park.
He rounds the corner and behold! Just outside the office where the
meeting is to take place is a Park.

Paddy was estatic,

"Hold every thing God" he called out. "I have found a park so dont bother
finding one."

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Gaalburn.

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Gidday


There was a family gathering, with all generations around the table.
Mischievous teenagers put a Viagra tablet into Grandpa's drink, and
after a while, Grandpa excused himself because he had to go to the
bathroom.
When he returned, however, his trousers were wet all over.
'What happened, Grandpa?' he is asked by his concerned children.
'Well,' he answered, 'I don't really know. I had to go to the bathroom.
So I took it out and started to pee, but then I saw that it wasn't mine,
so I put it back!'

Hope the fire is going well up there Jack.

Cheers

Gaalburn

Gidday

What fire?

Mate she's warm here. Bin in me shorts all day.

It was warm here today too. Pity it's melting the snow