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13 years 11 months ago #13513 by Kiwi303
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Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the

night celebrating St. Patrick's Day.

Mick, the bartender says, 'You'll not be drinking anymore tonight, Paddy.'

Paddy replies, 'OK Mick, Oi'll be on me way den.' Paddy spins around on his

stool and steps off. He falls flat on his face.

'Shoite,' he says and pulls himself up by the stool and dusts himself off.

He takes a step towards the door and falls flat on his face.

'Shoite!' He looks to the doorway and thinks to himself that if he can just

get to the door and some fresh air he'll be fine. He belly crawls to the door

and shimmies up to the door frame. He sticks his head outside and takes

a deep breath of fresh air, feels much better and takes a step out onto the

sidewalk and falls flat on his face.

'Be Jesus... Oi'm fockin' focked,' he says.

He can see his house just a few doors down, and crawls to the door, hauls

himself up the door frame, opens the door and shimmies inside. He takes a

look up the stairs and says, 'No fockin' way,' but he crawls up the stairs

to his bedroom door and says, 'Oi can make it to the bed.'

He takes a step into the room and falls flat on his face. He says 'Fock it'

and falls into bed.

The next morning, his wife, Jess, comes into the room carrying a cup of

coffee and says, 'Get up Paddy. Did you have a bit to drink last night?'

Paddy says, 'Oi did Jess. Oi was fockin' pissed. But how'd you know?'

'Mick phoned - you left your wheelchair at the pub.'

You Live and Learn, or you don't Live Long -anon

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13 years 11 months ago #208275 by sod
Replied by sod on topic irish funny
Love it HA HA:D:D:D

Having time is a measure of enthusiasm:rolleyes:

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