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13 years 11 months ago #13499 by organicltd
Cold night funny was created by organicltd
THE WEDDING NIGHT

Fred and Mary get married but couldn't afford a honeymoon,
so they go back to Fred's Mom and Dad's house for their first night
together.

In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his
breakfast.

As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Fred
and Mary are up yet.

She replies, 'No'.

Johnny asks, 'Do you know what I think?'

His mom replies, 'I don't want to hear what you think!
Just go to school.'

Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom,
'Are Fred and Mary up yet?'

She replies, 'No.'

Johnny says, 'Do you know what I think?'

His mom replies, 'Never mind what you think!
Eat your lunch and go back to school '

After school, Johnny comes home and asks again,
'Are Fred and Mary up yet?'
His mom says, 'No.'

He asks, 'Do you know what I think?'

His mom replies, 'Ok, now tell me what you think?'

He says: 'Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think...

I gave him my airplane glue.'

Wine does not make you FAT it makes you LEAN...
....against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people.

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13 years 11 months ago #208076 by The Kats Place
Replied by The Kats Place on topic Cold night funny
:D :D :D :D

kats
Live your life in such a way that it will be easy for people to say nice things at your funeral [;)]

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13 years 11 months ago #208221 by sod
Replied by sod on topic Cold night funny
:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::confused::confused:

Having time is a measure of enthusiasm:rolleyes:

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13 years 11 months ago #208223 by Giddyup
Replied by Giddyup on topic Cold night funny
hahahah that's great!

15 acres, 9 horses, 7 sheep, 50 chickens, 1 jersey cow, 3 black cats, 1 border/beardie cross, 2 cockateils, several possums and....3 teenagers[}:)]

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