A womans prayer

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15 years 11 months ago #13306 by maggies mum
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My dearest darling husband sent me this today, I'm sure he must have some work to do!:rolleyes:

A WOMAN'S POEM:
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door.
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

A MAN'S POEM:

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
The End

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15 years 11 months ago #205205 by PRU2
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That man's poem says it all MM, soooo not from the heart :D

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15 years 11 months ago #205295 by FencerMan
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But so true....

Do something.

Either lead, follow, or get out of the way.

'Ted Turner'

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15 years 11 months ago #205342 by rob
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we can dream

Rob

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15 years 11 months ago #205401 by Giddyup
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Well why can't a woman pray for a deaf/mute gymnast that owns a bar in a shopping mall?
And Tigger - one that owns a digger

15 acres, 9 horses, 7 sheep, 50 chickens, 1 jersey cow, 3 black cats, 1 border/beardie cross, 2 cockateils, several possums and....3 teenagers[}:)]

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15 years 11 months ago #205408 by sod
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Love it but daren't show the boss lol

Having time is a measure of enthusiasm:rolleyes:

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