Monday funny - respect my authority!
14 years 1 week ago #13124
by reggit
Take a break...while I take care of your home, your block, your pets, your stock! [
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Monday funny - respect my authority! was created by reggit
A regional council inspector stopped at a farm and talked with an Old farmer. He told the farmer, "I need to inspect your farm for your Water allocation."
The old farmer said, "OK, but don't go in that field over there."The council representative said, "Mister, I have the authority of the regional council with me. See this warrant? This warrant means I am allowed to go WHEREVER I WANT on ANY agricultural land. No questions asked or answered. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?"T
he old farmer nodded politely and went about his farm chores.
Later, the Old farmer heard loud screams and saw the regional council inspector running for the fence and close behind was the farmer's huge-horned prize bull. The bull was gaining on the inspector with every step.
The inspector was clearly terrified, so the old farmer immediately threw down his tools, ran to the fence and shouted out.....
"Your warrant! Your warrant! Show him your warrant!"
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The old farmer said, "OK, but don't go in that field over there."The council representative said, "Mister, I have the authority of the regional council with me. See this warrant? This warrant means I am allowed to go WHEREVER I WANT on ANY agricultural land. No questions asked or answered. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?"T
he old farmer nodded politely and went about his farm chores.
Later, the Old farmer heard loud screams and saw the regional council inspector running for the fence and close behind was the farmer's huge-horned prize bull. The bull was gaining on the inspector with every step.
The inspector was clearly terrified, so the old farmer immediately threw down his tools, ran to the fence and shouted out.....
"Your warrant! Your warrant! Show him your warrant!"
[}
] Take a break...while I take care of your home, your block, your pets, your stock! [
] PM me...
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14 years 1 week ago #202315
by PRU2
Replied by PRU2 on topic Monday funny - respect my authority!
Hahahaha, now that's good. 
I have one, never had to use it
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14 years 1 week ago #202317
by reggit
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Replied by reggit on topic Monday funny - respect my authority!
I had to use mine plenty of times, but never on livestock! [}]
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14 years 1 week ago #202362
by maggies mum
Replied by maggies mum on topic Monday funny - respect my authority!
How topical! LOL!
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14 years 1 week ago #202363
by beedee
Replied by beedee on topic Monday funny - respect my authority!
Agree with you on that one MM
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