Bohemian rhapsody...Jewel of India Version

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14 years 3 weeks ago #12989 by betenoir
Saw this on another site and thought it worth sharing :D

Is this a Vindaloo? Or a Biryani?
mixed up the order,
and they all look the same to me.

Open your gob, just shove in a forkful and see...
I'm just a student, need something cheap to eat,
Because I'm stoney broke, not a bean,
Don't remember what I've seen

Korma, Saag, or Madras, doesn't really matter, to me, to me...

Naan, just killed a man
Poppadom against his head
Had lime pickle now he's dead.
Naan, dinner's just begun
But now I'm gonna [email protected] it all away.
Naan, ooh, ooh Didn't mean to make you cry
Seen nothing yet, just see the loo tomorrow
Curry on, curry on
Cause nothing really Madras.

Too late, my dinner's gone
Sends shivers down my spine
Rectum aching all the time
Goodbye onion bhaji, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo.
Naan, ooh, ooh
This doopiaza is so mild
I sometimes wish we'd never come here at all.

(guitar solo)

I see a little chicken tikka on the side
Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh, pass the chutney made of
Mango
Vindaloo does nicely Very very spicy
Meat!
Byriani (Byriani)
Byriani (Byriani)
Byriani and a naan
(A vindaloo loo loo loo)

I've eaten balti, somebody help me
He's eaten balti, get him to the lavatory
Stand you well back
'Case the loo is quarantined...
Here it comes
There it goes
Technicolor yawn
I chunder

No!

It's coming up again
(There he goes)
I chunder, it's coming back again
(There he goes)
Coming back again
(up again)

Here it comes again.
(No no no no no no NO)
On my knees, I'm on my knees
On his knees, Oh, there he goes
This vindaloo
Is about to wreck my guts
Poor me.. poor me...poor meee!

(guitar solo)

So you think you can chunder and then feel
alright?
So you try to eat curry and drink beer all
night?
Oh maybe, But now you'll puke like a baby
Just had to come out
It just had to come right out in here.

(guitar solo)

(slow bit)

Anyway, the wind blows
Anyone can see
Nothing really Madras
To meee....

[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] BAAAAAAAAA

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14 years 3 weeks ago #200691 by maggies mum
Replied by maggies mum on topic Bohemian rhapsody...Jewel of India Version
Ha ha you little beauty! I've been looking for that for blooming ages!

We sung that around a camp fire some years back and we all just about peed our drawers doing it!

I will print that off tomorrow! Excellent

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14 years 3 weeks ago #200708 by Angie
That is hillarious! I'm going to sing it to my OH when he gets out of bed. Nah, I'll go sing it to him now.

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14 years 3 weeks ago #200711 by Angie
"oh god."

Was his only reply. So he obviously wasn't impressed. DOn't know if it was my singing or the song itself. Ah well.

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14 years 3 weeks ago #200712 by maggies mum
Replied by maggies mum on topic Bohemian rhapsody...Jewel of India Version
Try it again later Angie, he obviously aint awake properly yet! ;)

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14 years 3 weeks ago #200715 by OakhengeFarm
I have a recording of this done by Radio Hauraki's Morning Pirates - I thought they had made it up!

Unfortnately, it was taped (badly) off the radio, and I missed the beginning of it, which is why I didn't recognise this one at first!

My kids are really into "silly songs" and this was by far their favourite. Does anyone know of a decent recording of it?

11 acres (4 in QEII Covenanted native bush), 15 sheep, 2 beefies, large vege gardens and a goat, and still no dog!:(

Oh, and uncountable wild birds - including fantails, swallows, yellowhammers, morepork, magpies, hawks, pukekos, and even quaill, pheasants and rainbow lorikeets [:D][:D] Not to mention possums, hares, rabbits, rats...

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