Friday Funny-bit rude be warned. IRISH COFFEE
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14 years 3 weeks ago #12971
by maggies mum
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An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice in reviving her husband's libido.
'What about trying Viagra?' asked the doctor?
'Not a chance', she said. 'He won't even take an aspirin.'
'Not a problem,' replied the doctor. 'Give him an 'Irish Viagra'. It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went.'
It wasn't a week later when she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to her progress. The poor dear exclaimed, 'Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah!
T'was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!'
'Really? What happened?' asked the doctor.
'Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent me cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there passionately on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!'
'Why so terrible?' asked the doctor, 'Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good?'
'Feckin jaysus, 'twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!'
An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice in reviving her husband's libido.
'What about trying Viagra?' asked the doctor?
'Not a chance', she said. 'He won't even take an aspirin.'
'Not a problem,' replied the doctor. 'Give him an 'Irish Viagra'. It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went.'
It wasn't a week later when she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to her progress. The poor dear exclaimed, 'Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah!
T'was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!'
'Really? What happened?' asked the doctor.
'Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent me cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there passionately on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!'
'Why so terrible?' asked the doctor, 'Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good?'
'Feckin jaysus, 'twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!'
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14 years 3 weeks ago #200360
by PRU2
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Are ya shaw that's not a true story there MM


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14 years 3 weeks ago #200361
by maggies mum
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I dunno I cant remember!
:D:D:D

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14 years 3 weeks ago #200367
by terralee
Leonie & Zoo!!! :silly: :woohoo:
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hehehehehehhe:)






Leonie & Zoo!!! :silly: :woohoo:
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14 years 3 weeks ago #200370
by Dream Weaver
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That was great, made ma day.
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14 years 3 weeks ago #200373
by Gracelands
"Just living is not enough. One must have sunshine, freedom and a little flower."
Hans Christian Anderson
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ROFLMAO!!!
"Just living is not enough. One must have sunshine, freedom and a little flower."
Hans Christian Anderson
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14 years 3 weeks ago #200375
by sod
Having time is a measure of enthusiasm:rolleyes:
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:rolleyes::rolleyes:
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and so!!!!!




Having time is a measure of enthusiasm:rolleyes:
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14 years 3 weeks ago #200376
by maggies mum
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OOoh yer saucy!

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14 years 3 weeks ago #200379
by The Kats Place
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Live your life in such a way that it will be easy for people to say nice things at your funeral [
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You didn't tell us that one at morning tea. Mind you my face is still aching.
kats
Live your life in such a way that it will be easy for people to say nice things at your funeral [

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14 years 3 weeks ago #200396
by PRU2
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Mine too, me face that is..........[}
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