Friday Funny-bit rude be warned. IRISH COFFEE

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14 years 3 weeks ago #12971 by maggies mum
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An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice in reviving her husband's libido.

'What about trying Viagra?' asked the doctor?

'Not a chance', she said. 'He won't even take an aspirin.'

'Not a problem,' replied the doctor. 'Give him an 'Irish Viagra'. It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went.'

It wasn't a week later when she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to her progress. The poor dear exclaimed, 'Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah!

T'was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!'

'Really? What happened?' asked the doctor.

'Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent me cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there passionately on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!'

'Why so terrible?' asked the doctor, 'Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good?'

'Feckin jaysus, 'twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!'

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14 years 3 weeks ago #200360 by PRU2
Are ya shaw that's not a true story there MM :D :D

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14 years 3 weeks ago #200361 by maggies mum
Replied by maggies mum on topic Friday Funny-bit rude be warned. IRISH COFFEE
I dunno I cant remember! :D:D:D:D

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14 years 3 weeks ago #200367 by terralee
hehehehehehhe:):):):):)

Leonie & Zoo!!! :silly: :woohoo:

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14 years 3 weeks ago #200370 by Dream Weaver
That was great, made ma day.

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14 years 3 weeks ago #200373 by Gracelands
ROFLMAO!!!

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Hans Christian Anderson

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14 years 3 weeks ago #200375 by sod
:rolleyes::rolleyes: :D :D [^][^] :p :p and so!!!!!

Having time is a measure of enthusiasm:rolleyes:

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14 years 3 weeks ago #200376 by maggies mum
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OOoh yer saucy! ;)

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14 years 3 weeks ago #200379 by The Kats Place
You didn't tell us that one at morning tea. Mind you my face is still aching.

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Live your life in such a way that it will be easy for people to say nice things at your funeral [;)]

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14 years 3 weeks ago #200396 by PRU2
Mine too, me face that is..........[}:)][:I][;)][;)] :D :D

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