Duty of Wives

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14 years 1 month ago #12950 by reggit
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Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.

Terry had married a woman from Greece, and bragged that he had told his wife she needed to do all the dishes and housework.

He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

Jimmy had married a woman from Italy. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking.

He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a Kiwi girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, laundry and ironing twice a week, lawns mowed, windows cleaned and hot meals on the table for every meal.

He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, just enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and call a handyman.

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Take a break...while I take care of your home, your block, your pets, your stock! [;)] PM me...

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14 years 1 month ago #200027 by maggies mum
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Love it! heheheh!

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14 years 1 month ago #200033 by The Kats Place
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Good one :D :D :D

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Live your life in such a way that it will be easy for people to say nice things at your funeral [;)]

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14 years 1 month ago #200043 by witheze
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yer that was good. :D

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14 years 1 month ago #200050 by PRU2
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Now that is funny :D :D

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14 years 1 month ago #200056 by sod
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that is just so good:D:D

Having time is a measure of enthusiasm:rolleyes:

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14 years 1 month ago #200073 by Dream Weaver
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Love it

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14 years 1 month ago #200113 by terralee
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Must show dear hubby:D:D:D:D:D:D

Leonie & Zoo!!! :silly: :woohoo:

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