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14 years 2 weeks ago #12947 by DiDi
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25 Reasons I owe my mother my education

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
'If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.'
2. My mother taught me RELIGION
'You better pray that will come out of the carpet.
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL
'If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!'
4. My mother taught me LOGIC
' Because I said so, that's why.'
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC
'If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with
me.'
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT
'Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident.'
7. My mother taught me IRONY
'Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about.'
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
'Shut your mouth and eat your supper.'
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM
'Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!'
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA
'You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone.'
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER
'This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.'
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY
'If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!'
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE
'I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.'
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION
'Stop acting like your father!'
15. My mother taught me about ENVY
'There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful
parents like you do.'
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
'Just wait until we get home.'
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING
'You are going to get it when you get home!'
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE
'If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way.
19. My mother taught me ESP
'Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?'
20. My mother taught me HUMOUR

'When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me.'
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
'If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up.'
22. My mother taught me GENETICS
'You're just like your father.'
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS
'Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?'
24. My mother taught me WISDOM
'When you get to be my age, you'll understand.'
25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE
'One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you

Guess what I just sent to my daughter!

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14 years 2 weeks ago #200010 by Dream Weaver
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Love it.
N.0 13 was a saying I used to tell my 4 quite abit lol

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14 years 2 weeks ago #200012 by maggies mum
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No 7 from mine! ;)

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14 years 2 weeks ago #200020 by Sunflower
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7 and 11 around here :D

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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

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14 years 2 weeks ago #200111 by terralee
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Number 16 when my girls were little:)
Cheers

Leonie & Zoo!!! :silly: :woohoo:

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14 years 2 weeks ago #200135 by Kilmoon
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What did you do Didi...talk with my mother?!![;)]

Reading those took me right back to childhood....scary[:0].

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14 years 2 weeks ago #200177 by sod
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I Think that is burnt into all parents brains to pass on to their little darlings!!!!!

Having time is a measure of enthusiasm:rolleyes:

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