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16 years 4 months ago #1290 by beedee
Cats - Fri funny was created by beedee
You don't have to own a cat to appreciate this one....
You don't even have to like 'em! :-)~
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We were dressed and ready to go out for the
New Years Eve Party. We turned on a night light,
turned the answering machine on, covered our pet
parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned
the local cab company and requested a taxi.

The taxi arrived and we opened the front door
to leave the house. The cat we'd just put out in the
yard, scoots back into the house. We didn't want
the cat shut in the house because she always tries
to eat the bird.

So, I go out to the taxi, while my husband goes
back inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs,
with my husband in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab,
I don't want the driver to know the house will be
empty for the night, so I explain to him that my
husband will be out soon, because:"He just went
upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."

A few minutes later, sweating, he gets into the cab.
"Sorry I took so long," he said, as we drove away.
"That stupid sh-t was hiding under the bed. I had
to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come
out! She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the
neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep
her from scratching the heck outa' me. But it worked!
I hauled her ass downstairs and threw her out
into the back yard!"

The cab driver hit a parked car...

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16 years 4 months ago #57896 by GrantK
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ROFLMAO :D :D :D :D Excellent, thanks Beedee :)

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16 years 4 months ago #57903 by maggies mum
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Very good! lol

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