Is this a tues funny or a wed funny? 29 mins to midnight :P

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16 years 1 month ago #12843 by Kiwi303
I like this guys thinking :D

MESSAGE TO ALL NEW ZEALANDERS
This Labour Government is about to announce tax cuts in the impending Budget.
If we spend that money at The Warehouse, the money will go to China.
If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs; if we purchase a computer it will go to Taiwan; if we buy a camera it will go to Japan; if you fancy a Plasma TV it will end up in Korea; a cell-phone helps Finland and Korea and if you spend it on furniture it will go to Malaysia.
If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras, Peru, Thailand and Guatemala and Australia.
If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan,
If we purchase useless crap* it will all go to China and none of it will help the N.Z. economy.
The only way to keep that money here at home is to spend it on prostitutes, booze made in NZ , marijuana and P since these are the only products still produced in our dear country.
Thank you for your help.

A concerned Citizen.

You Live and Learn, or you don't Live Long -anon

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16 years 1 month ago #198311 by beedee
isnt this already on one of our threads, or maybe i got it via my e mail... still good tho. and now its WED

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16 years 1 month ago #198360 by max2
I received the aussie version about a fortnight ago via email...

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