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14 years 10 months ago #265653 by Jack
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Gidday

Now I am sure I will be able to use in my writing.

Bloody good Eh!

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14 years 10 months ago #265656 by sod
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:D:D thought I'd just read couple but had to read them all thanks

Having time is a measure of enthusiasm:rolleyes:

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14 years 10 months ago #265677 by Toast
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Great. Student bloopers are always wonderful.

Can't make up my mind which was the best. 27 was clever - centipede with 98 missing legs!

Now, I must go to bed!

[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Toast is the best food in the world
Whisky is the best drink in the world

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14 years 10 months ago #265711 by Prim
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How does s/he KNOW how much it hurts to staple your tongue to the wall??? And, accidentally????????

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14 years 10 months ago #265757 by terralee
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Tossing up between Prims stapler guy and the ballerina #24 :D :D :D
Thanks KJJ very good ... excellent in fact[}:)]
Cheers

Leonie & Zoo!!! :silly: :woohoo:

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14 years 10 months ago #265867 by Jack
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Gidday

Well I don't know which is best out of:-

5, 9, 18, 21, 26 or 27.

They're all bloody good.

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14 years 10 months ago #265945 by betenoir
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Jack thats the same ones that appealed to me...now thats a worry :p

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14 years 10 months ago #265967 by kate
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I really liked 17 :D

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14 years 10 months ago #265988 by AdoubleJ
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I liked 15! :D

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12 dogs, 6 cats, 1 x Hereford cross /Cassie/Casserole, 7 girlie sheep and of course Rambo and IggyPop! and chooks!

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12 years 6 months ago #28468 by Hawkspur
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12 years 6 months ago #389014 by stephclark
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:D :D :D .. bad choice of words me thinks....

i did a bad bad one yesturday whilst butchery the chooks...

i say to dear heart.." bet you never thought you would be boning a bird?"..ooopps..that produced a very bemused look.. if i could have crawled inside that chook, i would have[:I]:o

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12 years 6 months ago #389018 by sod
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And those people are running a hospital??? scarey as

Having time is a measure of enthusiasm:rolleyes:

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12 years 6 months ago #389058 by Leslie_NZ
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As bad a a physio at work telling me he had touched one of my patients so he was "dirty" (we have a gastro outbreak at work so "dirty" = infected patient, "clean" = non infected) then he gave me an odd look, I just laughed at him... And then he said I had a dirty mind! It would of been all fine had he not given me the funny look, like he expected some sort of reaction!!!

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10 years 8 months ago #35410 by kindajojo
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GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:

1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats..
2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person..
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food..
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair..
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts..
10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandma's lap.

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10 years 8 months ago #464238 by ZummersetGirl
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I like those - especially the one about baptizing the cat - my imagination had me in stitches

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