A vet for a GF....

Just had to tell my girlfriend its in my best interests if we part ways and im not with her anymore.....

30 seconds before that she told me she is learning how to castrate and perform a vasectomy tomorrow [}] lol

Maybe she'd like to get a bit of practice in mate!!!!

Is this the same one [girl] from 17 months ago? Aww shame if so.....Vasectomies have their advantages.......can save you heaps of monies you know!!!!!

Hmmm 17 months ago? Which one was that? lol

run forest run lol

I doubt 'wether' he could run betenoir, not after that op!

ok limp forest limp..argh that just doesn't sound right in the context []

Fanx nearly choked then! :0

Haha me too!

Witheze i just clicked and remembered why your thinking about a girl from 17 months ago....That didnt work out, infact (and in hindslight luckily) it never actually started...

This new girl is the twin sister .....

A genetic attraction then. ...never heard of that before lol....don't get her a beach towel for xmas.

Hmm... gonna put up a "Ex-GF" naughty piccys website?

Ah witheze they do look the same, but personality wise they are like chalk and cheese, they really are lol. The first one is now a really good friend

Lol, that beach towel is still around, and appreciated seeing as in our group its the best one anyone has lol

OK...this is not healthy! I am a twin and the only guys who endeavoured to go out with my twin after I had finished with them were weird! I might add that I NEVER went out with any guy she had dated either. You say it didn't start - can't remember the story - but even so... there must have been something happening...

This is sensitive to me as every guy in a well known Auckland school claimed to have had one of us if not both of us together and it was entire bollocks - as any Doctor could have attested too. Hell, we were really young at the time as well.

I am devastated...I thought you were normal! A change of heart is not good enough either - THE twin is out of bounds! Jeeze!

Kiwi303;169399 wrote: Hmm... gonna put up a "Ex-GF" naughty piccys website?

Down Boy, Down!!!!! [}]:rolleyes:

FencerMan;169343 wrote: Just had to tell my girlfriend its in my best interests if we part ways and im not with her anymore.....

Is this the "its not you, its me" standard line from the 80's & 90's?

If so, I used it a fair bit.....[]