Before marriage

Lmao excellent.

Reminds me of the meatloaf song "Paradise by the dashboard light" which is all about the promises of love a young man has to make to a young lady before he can achieve "paradise by the dashbord light" and finishes with;

I couldn't take it any longer
Lord I was crazed
And when the feeling came upon me
Like a tidal wave
I started swearing to my god and on my mother's grave
That I would love you to the end of time
I swore that I would love you to the end of time!

So now I'm praying for the end of time
To hurry up and arrive
Cause if I gotta spend another minute with you
I don't think that I can really survive
I'll never break my promise or forget my vow
But God only knows what I can do right now
I'm praying for the end of time
It's all that I can do
Praying for the end of time, so I can end my time with you!!!

Its a very funny song

I found it very touching!

rotfl!