Funny, The walk among us

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16 years 1 month ago #12371 by Kiwi303
*They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail *

I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave the money back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor.
She became indignant and informed me she was educated and knew what she was doing, and returned the money again. I gave her the money back, same scenario! I departed the store with the $46.64.

**They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail **

I walked into a Starbucks with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a Grande Latte. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a
little chalkboard that said 'buy one-get one free.' 'They're already buy-one-get-one-free,' she said, 'so I guess they're both free'
She handed me my free Lattes and I walked out the door.

*They Walk Among Us! *

One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of them shouted, 'Look at that dead bird!' Someone looked up at the
sky and said, 'Where?'

**They Walk Among Us!**

While looking at a house, my brother asked the real Estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the North?' When my brother explained that the sun rises in the East, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, 'Oh I don't keep up with all that stuff.'

**They Walk Among Us!! **

I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, 'The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.' He responded, 'Is that Eastern or Pacific time?' Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, 'Uh, Pacific.'
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They Walk Among Us! **

My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.

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They Walk Among Us!*

My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.

*They Walk Among Us! *

I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because
she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me, has your plane arrived yet?'

*They Walk Among Us! *

While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man Ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he
would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. 'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry
enough to eat 6 pieces.'

*Yep, They Walk Among Us! *

*They Walk Among Us, *

and they Reproduce,

and Worst of all

.....they Vote!

You Live and Learn, or you don't Live Long -anon

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16 years 1 month ago #191737 by maggies mum
Replied by maggies mum on topic Funny, The walk among us
Thats excellent! Liked that! ;P

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16 years 1 month ago #191752 by sod
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:D:D:D:D

Having time is a measure of enthusiasm:rolleyes:

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16 years 1 month ago #191855 by Dream Weaver
Very good

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16 years 1 month ago #191865 by Toni - Northland
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Sounds very Jeff Foxworthy.

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16 years 1 month ago #191872 by gaalburn
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V - Good 303.

"......and yes, they do vote worse luck.........!

Give them all another 5 -10 $'s and they will do any thing!

:(

Gaalburn

'Too much of a good thing may be wonderful.'

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16 years 1 month ago #191884 by Dream Weaver
"Anything" Gaalburn......Even GLOW lmao....couldn't resist.

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16 years 1 month ago #192028 by gaalburn
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Feel free, smilie..

I be right out of smart replies at this time..
But........ as some are available I will make some available to you.

:) :) :)

Gaalburn.

'Too much of a good thing may be wonderful.'

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