MM Type pigs seen at Kapiti Flying South,,,,

Hello every one..........well it is geting to be that "put another log on the fire " time of year.

Traditionally it is a time of the year you endevor to get in early and
settle down to a evening by the fire...."

This very person here was doing just that tonight......Nice.

Then it happened..... a call from my observer on the Kapiti Coast that
is watching very closely the antics of a goat called Henry well known
now for "dancing in the paddock " believed to invoke rain!

How ever, it was while my observer was steadfast in his duties that
a number of pigs were seen flying in a southerly direction at
about 2000 feet ASL.

There was nothing strange about that realy, happens all the time!
But the strange thing was ..........
one was towing a banner with " M M " on it.....wow!

It seems that this squadron of flying pigs were south bound....."

So with out further ado, My observers through out the Borders of
Our Very Own 'South Island ' were alerted to intersept the threat
and if possible capture and return them to their domicile.

You will be kept informed,

At this time there seems to be no threat as there is plenty grass etc
down here.

Cheers

Gaalburn

That darn MM, trying to get around NZ Post's new parcel charges, I bet [}]

For sure...... any one that grows pumkins by just throwing the seed in the
compost need to be watched........ I have alerted the border observers.

Any dang pig flying this way will be severly delt with, and I'm
unanimous in that.!

tigger;163039 wrote: That darn MM, trying to get around NZ Post's new parcel charges, I bet [}]

Gaalburn.

Watch it, gaalburn, they may be small, but they can make a helluva mess from that height if they hit their target! [}][xx(] I wouldn't put it past MM to be feeding them something dodgy before sending them down! [:0]

Thanks tigger......... I have heard it said that "these Flying Pig Things!"
have been ingesting very dodgy food indeed.

Some Black Market Glow in the Dark formulation has been reported
surfacing in that region.... A supplier under the name of "Henry"
is believed to be involved.

The Outlying Border Stations have been placed on full alert on my
receiving the information that the formation has been seen to take on a
"glow" as it skirted the outskirts of Wellington and were maintaining
a steady course for the South Island.

We fear the worst , but we will prevail.[]

Gaalburn

Watch it you lot! Or I'll send B squadron down, and I've been fuelling them wiv vindaloos!

Well....![:0]
I must protest most strongly at your, shall we say high handed altitude!
2000 feet ASL I understand. I have on good authority from one of our
observers at a abators has seen them flying at speed with what apears to
be a radiant glow and emiting a jet flame of a estimated 20 m from the
rear extremity. This is only possible if the fuel was of a vindaloos quality.

maggies mum;163084 wrote: Watch it you lot! Or I'll send B squadron down, and I've been fuelling them wiv vindaloos!

Under the circumstances we of the South Island, due to your recient
hardship and lack of rain should extend to you the benefit of the doubt
and ask you to recall all your Flying Pigs from their agressive corse.

We trust that you will see the error of your ways and do so with out
further delay.

We can not be responsible for Flying Pigs falling out of the sky.[}]



Gaalburn.

You will hear no such such surrender Southern man! It is with regret that no peaceful agreement could ever be reached and I am sorry to say we are at war!

We will fight yer on the beaches, we will fight yer on the land but most likely we'd fight yer in the pub!

PS Before we start all out war, we have a pig down. He went off on maneuvers yesterday afternoon, he was taken prisoner by someone who wanted to keep him imprisoned in their home and walk him around on a lead. It appears that while his captors weren't looking he made a run for it. After an hour of being chased by his captors and a posse of nearby neighbours, he got away. He was last seen reloading with acorns, he has been highly trained and shouldn't be approached, he's likely to take your eye out with said acorns from 50 metres!

Right before the war, do ya wanna cuppa first..............or coffee.................beer!

maggies mum;163093 wrote:
Right before the war, do ya wanna cuppa first..............or coffee.................beer!

Hmm... I opt for beer. how goods your digestion? I've a batch of home brew that will need a guinea pig soon

Stop Press
This press release has been issued from,
The Grand Republic of Gaalburn. 6.00am.

It is understood that a state of war exisits with a radical faction that flies
under the banner of MM. They have conducted an act of agression against
the peace loving republic of Gaalburn.

This was confirmed early this morning when a lone mark 1 flying pig
was recovered from the northern front of the south island.
It seems that this lone flying pig was under the pretext of "maneuvers"
strayed delibertly in to the republic's territory.
The profound effect of this blatent act of agression can not be
tollerated.

Accordingly, the Flying Pig has been taken to a secure location for further
interrorgation. So far it has run out of vindaloos fuel. and the armerment
consisting of .5 cal acorns on inspection was found to be of low quality
and in short supply which only goes to show the dire straights the
airbourn Flying Pigs Squadron seems to be in.
End of story! [^]

MM...........

Before we start all out war, we have a pig down. He went off on maneuvers yesterday afternoon, he was taken prisoner by someone who wanted to keep him imprisoned in their home and walk him around on a lead.

In a communiqu'e early this morning 25 April 2006,

We will fight yer on the beaches, we will fight yer on the land but most likely we'd fight yer in the pub! [/i]Right before the war, do ya wanna cuppa first..............or coffee.................beer! []

With this confused approach from the MM faction. There seems little hope
of a peaceful settlement.
We were considering offering our expertease to the MM group to bring them into the modern world. But untill it can be demonstrated that they
are able to handle this modern tech. It will have to remain undone.:confused:



Gaalburn.

You guys are nutters , haven't had such a chuckle for a long time!

Kilmoon......

To make a un provoked statement like that could have dire
consequences.... As you are located in the south island,
All be it on the out skirts of the Grand Republic.

You guys are nutters , haven't had such a chuckle for a long time!

In the interest of Peace and Harmony what ammounts to Insurrection
shall be overlooked on this occasion.


Gaalburn.

maggies mum;163093 wrote: He went off on maneuvers yesterday afternoon, he was taken prisoner by someone who wanted to keep him imprisoned in their home and walk him around on a lead. It appears that while his captors weren't looking he made a run for it. After an hour of being chased by his captors and a posse of nearby neighbours, he got away. He was last seen reloading with acorns, he has been highly trained and shouldn't be approached, he's likely to take your eye out with said acorns from 50 metres!

I'm sure the Geneva Convention would have something to say about that! [}]

He'll be off to join the partisans in the hills to wage a campaign of harassment on the enemy, no doubt []

Hmm, insurrection eh? How can it be 'insurrection' when we here in the deep south are on the borders of the Grand Republic?? Or are you trying to grab our land[}] and make the Republic bigger? If so you'll have another war on your hands, and might I say that fighting a war on two fronts is not a good idea (just ask Bush:))....

....and stay away from our beer!!......

....unless you need a pub of course and then we can ship one to you at cost fully stocked with the local liquid gold.

At this very time we have a situation![8D]

Goats have been seen arming them selves with drench guns!
This never befor seen action by peace loving populace is frightening!
The borders of the Grand Republic are secure with only one incident
of agression in the last 6 hrs.
The photograph taken by one of our stealth nubians with just a faint
indication of the Glow In the Dark caperbilities while on a routein
patrol. The Flying Pig Survived and is enjoying sustanance unheard of
where they came from in the MM hinterland.



Photo Location Nth lat 45 south. time 0647 hrs. Stealth Crew:
Capt Gruff Nubie. of the Grand Republic Stealth Security Division.
Goat Air Serveliance.[]

Kilmoon,

Hmm, insurrection eh? How can it be 'insurrection' when we here in the deep south are on the borders of the Grand Republic?? Or are you trying to grab our land[}] and make the Republic bigger? If so you'll have another war on your hands, and might I say that fighting a war on two fronts is not a good idea (just ask Bush:))....

A Statement will be issued soon about this matter.
For now "no comment" [}]

Quote: Originally Posted by maggies mum Right before the war, do ya wanna cuppa first..............or coffee.................beer! Hmm... I opt for beer. how goods your digestion? I've a batch of home brew that will need a guinea pig soon

Yesterday 11:13 PM

This beverage has been known to assist in the settling of disputes.
and should not be dismissed as a option.

I understand the MM provence is very short of "Pubs"

Having access to Pubs ( Kilmoon)

....unless you need a pub of course and then we can ship one to you at cost fully stocked with the local liquid gold.

Today 02:01 PM

One, it may be considered a peace offering To gether with the captured
Flying Pig Crew being returned if they could be convinced that it is a good
idear.
tigger:

He'll be off to join the partisans in the hills to wage a campaign of harassment on the enemy, no doubt []

Having enjoyed the Grand Republic's hospitality it is very unlikely that this
would be defector would wish to join in the hardships of life as a partisan.

:cool:

Gaalburn.