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14 years 2 months ago #12201 by Ghilly
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PMS/Menopause Jewelry:

My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings,
bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be
able to monitor my moods.

We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it
turns green.

When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a
big f---ing red mark on his forehead.

Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.

Dumb ass.

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14 years 2 months ago #189405 by maggies mum
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Rotflmao! Excellent, now that's my kind of joke!

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14 years 2 months ago #189425 by organicltd
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In the same theme of picking on men!!!!!!

One day a man spotted a lamp by the roadside. He picked it up, rubbed
it vigorously, and a genie appeared.

"I'll grant you your fondest wish," the genie said.

The man thought for a moment, then said, "I want a spectacular job -- a
job that no man has ever succeeded at or has ever even dared try."

"Poof!" said the genie.

"You're a housewife."

Wine does not make you FAT it makes you LEAN...
....against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people.

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14 years 2 months ago #189428 by maggies mum
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Hahahaha!

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14 years 2 months ago #189450 by Dream Weaver
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Excellent

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14 years 2 months ago #189454 by organicltd
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Riddle

What's,

Long and thin,
covered in skin,
red in parts,
and goes in tarts ????

Rhubarb......

Wine does not make you FAT it makes you LEAN...
....against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people.

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14 years 2 months ago #189596 by Prim
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Yakut, I don't think I've laughed so much for ages!!! That is SO funny :D

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14 years 2 months ago #189608 by Ghilly
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Thanks :D EmmaOs sent it to me, along with the guess the killer/computer geek. I thought I'd share them cos they were bloody funny, well the joke was, the other one was kind of fun in a creepy way. Makes you wonder about judging people by their looks.

Yakut

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14 years 2 months ago #189751 by rob
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stop picking in males, we are not that bad,[;)] are we? :D

Rob

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14 years 2 months ago #189771 by maggies mum
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Nah we loves ya really, but us girlies, well, we gotta have a hobby! ;)

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14 years 2 months ago #189775 by rob
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like i always say when the wifes not home, I am the boss

Rob

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14 years 2 months ago #189777 by maggies mum
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;)

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14 years 2 months ago #189848 by sod
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MM you must know the song:) Im the boss theres no doubt of it ( it true one haha)

Having time is a measure of enthusiasm:rolleyes:

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14 years 2 months ago #189891 by maggies mum
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You hum it luv! I'll play it!

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