MacCartney divorce :-)

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14 years 3 months ago #11737 by chooky
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It's a very sad world we live in when Sir Paul McCartney and his
Wife are facing divorce and all anyone seems to want to do is make jokes
About her false leg. Personally, I think it's prosthetic.

News reports have confirmed that Paul McCartney has separated from
his wife Heather Mills-McCartney. Mrs Mills-McCartney is said to be
distraught over the split. 'He has been my crutch for so long'! She
said in an earlier briefing, 'I have no idea why this has happened,
I'm really stumped'

'She's running around in circles', according to a close friend,'she
Will need all the support she can get. It's not like its easy to walk
out on a relationship like this'

After his break up with Heather, Paul was asked if he would ever
Consider going down on one knee again. Paul said he would prefer it if we called her Heather.

It is not known whether a pre-nuptial agreement was signed prior to
the marriage. Paul McCartney is one of the richest men in the
world, and if an agreement has been signed it is believed that she
won't have a leg to stand on.

Rumours abound over the split which have suggested that infidelity
may have been the cause. 'She's terrible' a source stated, 'always
trying to get her leg over'.

Another source has suggested that her battle with alcoholism was
the cause.

'Macca couldn't handle it anymore' a friend said, 'he would get
home at night and find her legless'. Many have attributed this to a problem which started with the present that Paul bought her prior to the wedding.

He gave her a new prosthetic leg for Christmas but that was just a
stocking-filler.

A miner in Africa has an accident and loses a leg. He says to his
mate 'I'm f---ed, who will want a one legged gold digger?' His mate
says 'try Paul McCartney'

Finally a poem by Sir Paul McCartney:

I lay upon a grassy bank
My hands were all a quiver
I slowly removed her suspender belt and her leg fell in the river

These jokes are funny but lets spare a thought for Paul please. Now
she has left him, he's going to struggle to find another woman who
can fill her shoe.

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14 years 3 months ago #181718 by Toni - Northland
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:) :) :) Bad, but very good.

Can anyone tell me why Heather didn't want the details of the divorce to come out. It was going to be on the news, but had to go to work before I could see it. It was something bad about her I think.

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14 years 3 months ago #181720 by chooky
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Basically the judge had some bad things to say about her a a witness - along the lines of being an unreliable witness. She also is supossed to have thrown a glass of water over Paul's lawyer during a court hearing [}:)]
She also claimed to have revived Pauls career - doubt it - he is a Beatle for goodness sake. I seem to get the impression that in the Uk she is public enemy #1

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14 years 3 months ago #181730 by sod
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Chooky you are so unfeeling so leg off :):):D

Having time is a measure of enthusiasm:rolleyes:

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14 years 3 months ago #181742 by max2
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The Court documents are available on line for reading just google. They go for about 53 pages.

If you have the time, and are interested, have a read. It seems to me reading the notes that she misrepresented her income prior to their relationship, and this is what the settlement was being based on, loss of income (when it actually increased once the media knew she was dating Sir Paul).

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14 years 3 months ago #181749 by Dream Weaver
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Very good

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