It's The Spirits That Did It

16 years 7 months ago #1147 by Ronney
A new priest at this first mass was so scared he could not speak.
After the service he asked the monsignor how he had done.
"Fine, but next time it might help if you put a little gin or vodka in the water to relax you."
The next week the new priest put vodka in his water and really kicked up a storm. After the mass he asked the monsignor how he had done this time.
"Well" replied the monsignor "There are ten commandments, not twelve. There are twelve disciples, not ten. David slew Goliath, he did not kick the hell out of him. We don't refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C. Next Saturday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St Peters, not a Peter pulling contest at St Taffys. The Father, Son and Holy Ghost are not Big Daddy, Junior and Spooky. Moses parted the waters of the Red Sea, he didn't pass water. We do not refer to Judas as El Finko and finally the Pope is consecrated and we do not refer to him as the Godfather.

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