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14 years 4 months ago #11312 by Dream Weaver
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In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names,
a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol has the
generic name Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also
called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic
name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts,
it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of
Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin,
Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin..

Pfizer Corp. Announced today that Viagra
will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a
power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man
to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a
soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", " highballs"
and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink." Pepsi will market the new
concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money
being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer

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14 years 4 months ago #175796 by Dream Weaver
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Ok maybe it wasn't then lol

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14 years 4 months ago #175822 by maggies mum
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Oh sorry smilie! lol! I was in the process of replying to this yesterday but got interrupted! then forgot!

Yes it is very funny! ;)

Hey what do you call a Russian with 3 testicles!??
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Whojanick Abolocov! :)

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