My kind of fairy tale

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14 years 4 months ago #11197 by maggies mum
My kind of fairy tale was created by maggies mum
This is the fairy tale that should have been read to us when we were little:

Once upon a time

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in a land far away,

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a beautiful, independent,

self-assured princess

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happened upon a frog as she sat

contemplating ecological issues

on the shores of an unpolluted pond

in a verdant meadow near her castle.

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The frog hopped into the princess' lap

and said: ' Elegant Lady,

I was once a handsome prince,

until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.

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One kiss from you, however,

and I will turn back

into the dapper, young prince that I am

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and then, my sweet, we can marry

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and set up housekeeping in your castle

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with my mother,

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where you can prepare my meals,

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clean my clothes, bear my children,

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and forever feel

grateful and happy doing so. '

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That night,

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as the princess dined sumptuously

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on lightly sauteed frog legs

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seasoned in a white wine

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and onion cream sauce,

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she chuckled and thought to herself:

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I don't f***** think so.

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14 years 4 months ago #173871 by Jenny
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love it :D

Jenny
Waikato

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14 years 4 months ago #173872 by reggit
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:D

Take a break...while I take care of your home, your block, your pets, your stock! [;)] PM me...

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14 years 4 months ago #173881 by chooky
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:D :D [^][;)]

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14 years 4 months ago #173942 by Dream Weaver
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:) :D :D :)

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