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14 years 4 months ago #11141 by organicltd
little old ladies was created by organicltd
Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you're going to smile when you think of this:

A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.

'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked.

'No, I don't,' she replied.

'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in Canada with a big tank of latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size.'

She didn't crack a smile.

'Oh, well. I tried,' he thought.

But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing.

'What's so funny?' he asked

'I was just envisioning how condoms are made!'

Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds are always
working!

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Wine does not make you FAT it makes you LEAN...
....against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people.

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14 years 4 months ago #173152 by maggies mum
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Hahahaha! That'll be me on the left in a few years time! ;)

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14 years 4 months ago #173451 by beedee
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Ohh dear, I met one of those ladies last night..:cool: I came out with a comment, innocent in its self, but she took the double meaning approach.. tried to explain herself,but couldnt stop giggling and had her table laughing while they waited for their dinner to arrive.. :D :D . how I wish I had had a copy of this to give her..

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