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14 years 9 months ago #1092 by beedee
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Polite Way To Pee...

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to
teach good manners, asked her students the following
question:

"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a
nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have
to go to the bathroom?"

Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee."

The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude
and impolite."

"What about you, Sherman, how would you say it?"

Sherman said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to
the bathroom. I'll be right back."

"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say
the word bathroom at the dinner table."

"And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for
once and show us your good manners?"

"I would say, 'Darling, may I please be excused for a
moment?
I have to shake hands with a very dear friend
of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after
dinner.'"

The teacher fainted

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14 years 9 months ago #55299 by chooky
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:D:D:D:D:D[:I][:I]

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14 years 9 months ago #55308 by Kiwi303
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PC = BS
PC = Phone Coroner
PC = ?????????????

You Live and Learn, or you don't Live Long -anon

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14 years 9 months ago #55469 by Dream Weaver
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Very good.

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14 years 9 months ago #55813 by sod
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As they say pays to be up front[}:)] :p

Having time is a measure of enthusiasm:rolleyes:

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