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15 years 3 months ago #17744 by welshie
For all the knitters was created by welshie


Well I thought it was funny!

welshie

Don't worry about what people think...they don't do it very often.

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15 years 3 months ago #263962 by digby
Replied by digby on topic For all the knitters
and so did I

The Shoe Box!!!

A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years.
They had shared everything. They had talked about everything.
They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little
old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had
cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about.

For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but
one day the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said
She would not recover.
In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took
down the shoe box and took it to his wife's bedside.
She agreed that it was time that he should know what was
in the box. When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls
and a stack of money totaling $95,000..
He asked her about the contents. 'When we were to be married,'
she said, 'my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage
was to never argue. She told me that if I ever got angry with you,
I should just keep quiet and crochet a doll.'
The little old man was so moved; he had to fight back tears. Only two
precious dolls were in the box. She had only been angry with him two
times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst with
happiness.
'Honey,' he said, 'that explains the doll, but what about all of this money?
Where did it come from?'
'Oh,' she said, 'that's the money I made from selling the dolls.'


A Prayer.......

Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him, and Patience for his moods.
Because Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death, because I don't have time to crochet.

Bye
Digby [:)]

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15 years 3 months ago #264056 by Celtic_Kiwi
Replied by Celtic_Kiwi on topic For all the knitters
I LOVE youtube and the surprises that can be found on there.

Funny song.

Celtic_Kiwi
AKA Nikki

Tir Na NOg

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15 years 2 months ago #265312 by Jen - Featherston
love it!

have you seen this one - had me in hysterics!


Sometimes its not only what you say, its the way you say it that counts.

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